The Wettening

by Brandon Strader

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I could easily love this album for the song "She's a Squirter" alone.
It's a great song with a hilarious title.
Glossing past that, it's a fun and free album full of great Splash Woman remixes!
It's free! Why NOT download it?
Are you afraid of the free? Don't be afraid of the free...embrace it! You could also consider throwing a few bucks towards it and be a cool cat like me. Favorite track: She's a Squirter.
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The eagerly anticipated EP, "The Wettening", is FINALLY HERE!!

Tell your kids, tell your wife, and tell your husbands because this EP is free to everybody out there. Just click "Buy now" and ENTER 0! Or if you're particularly gracious, anything above $0 -- I really appreciate it! Thank you!

This EP features revamped and improved remixes previously featured in the Grand Robot Master Remix Battle, and the Wily Castle Remix Gauntlet, both held at OC ReMix. ( A special thanks to them for inspiring in part this strange undertaking.

Grab a towel and prepare yourself for... THE WETTENING!


released March 15, 2012


Rexy performed female vocals on "Liquid Metal", and assisted with the arrangement of "Sweet Wet Nectar".

Hylian Lemon assisted with the arrangement of "Sweet Wet Nectar", and also he is cool and stuff.

Edward Dennis painted the incredible artwork -- check out the included full size version. Look at the detail on those robot fishes. You'll be glad you did.


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Brandon Strader Weirton, West Virginia

Multi-instrumentalist and songwriter, also provides mixing and mastering services.

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Track Name: Liquid Metal
Mega Man: Beneath the ocean lies a special dame... She'll introduce you to a world of pain.

Mega Man & Splash Woman: This little mermaid is not afraid of war; your broken body will soon drift ashore. Her power over fish is without doubt, she'll slap you around a bit with the largest trout.

Mr. X: But I bet you can't play guitar like THIS with those gimpy little fins! Yeah!

Splash Woman: I'm here to set things straight -- I'm a fish I bet you wish you'd ate. You'll be the one that smells like sushi when I shove my trident up your caboose-y.

Mega Man: I could go for a fish buffet, or I could trap you in my bidet. I've got an aquarium full of fear -- I'll lock you in there and I'll fill it with beer.

All: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!